I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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