Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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