Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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