He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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