so that wasnt chicken after all
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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