Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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