3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I love black thongs
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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