Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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