He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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