dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
