I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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