what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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