I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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