Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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