You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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