I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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