It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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