is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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