so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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