I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You work out of a Hotel?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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