Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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