doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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