you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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