just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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