you have to choose: penises or morals?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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