thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
