When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
