ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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