pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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