can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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