But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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