Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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