question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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