If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
