you turned your livingroom into a bong?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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