Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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