Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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