we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
my poor anus
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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