Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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