That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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