Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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