Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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