She said her name was "party"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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