I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
