is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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