i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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