Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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