i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
How does it feel to date your dad?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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