this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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