porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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